🌍✈️ Hannah Easton: The ethical techie who fell in love with the whole wide world (and a few wrong people)

Hey! I'm Hannah - part-time digital nomad and full-time tornado magnet! 👋 My life? A whirlwind of solo hikes through the jungles of Bali, staying up all night to code some ethical AI, and a couple of heartbreaks that could have starred in a soap opera. Buckle up!

Chapter 1: The girl who was too gullible

Imagine this: 23, fresh out of Stanford with a degree in sustainability tech, I thought I had it made, until he came along. He was a French photographer with a smile like sin, and promises like smoke. We met each other in a hostel in Marrakech, tangled up between mint tea and lies. He told me he would follow me through every time zone... until he ghosted me for a Belgian sculptor. 💔 Lesson learned: love while in transit has about a 90% rate of return.

Chapter 2: The one that almost took

Next up, was Luca, a gondolier from Venice who hated tourists but loved me (I thought). We spent two years, and lots of time kissing in alleys and fighting over the carbon footprint of gondolas (yes, that is a thing). Turns out, he was married to his boat. 🚣‍♂️🔪

Now? I’m married to the game (and my #EthicalTech mission)

I trade heartbreak for hackathons, sunsets for startups. My life's work is making tech, kinder, greener, and with less ex-boyfriends stealing your charging cables. 🔌⚡

Why should you follow me?
- I will make you laugh, while telling you about the dark side of blockchain over the embers of our campfires.
- My DMs are open to your travel disasters/tech dilemmas.
- I still believe in love, but VPNs are a non-negotiable. 🌐❤️‍🔥

P.S.: Status- swearing off poets named Javier.