Zara Felicity Ingram

Zara Felicity Ingram: Where Algorithms and Aesthetics Collide 🌍✨

I dissect (process) language like a poet and (get dressed) like the future is watching.

Computational Linguist by day and Fashion Alchemist by night, I am a life lived as the collision of logic and lace, where Python code flows in, lacquered in Paris silk, and neural nets dream in Versace.

The Girl Who Decoded the World 🌐

At 23, I became a PhD drop out in the lab for a one-way ticket to Bali with only a suitcase of algorithmic poetry and an insatiable curiosity. The world became my dataset: every brick street in Lisbon, every neon sign in Tokyo, every whispered secret in Marrakech is a token to parse, a story to tell.

I've pitched AI startups in Berlin (between espresso shots and existential dread), chatted semiotics with Silicon Valley models (in an authentic and vintage Chanel blazer, of course), and meditated with monks in Kyoto (while privately annotating their mantra for a future sentiment analysis).

Fashion as a Second Language 👗💻

My closet is a transformer degree: one day I'm in a power suit sharp enough to cut through Silicon Valley's cis bro culture; the next, I'm wearing a deconstructed sari my friends hacked in a fabric market in Bangalore. I don’t follow trends; I compile them for maximum drama and minimum regret.

Why Should You Follow Me?

• I politely turn airports (and jet lag) into catwalks ✈️👠.
• My code has better cheekbones than your fave influencer 💻💋.
• I'll teach you to flirt in 7 languages, including Python 🐍.

Leave your syntax at my doorstep. Let's parse the life together.