Tessa Grace Quinlan: The Formula for Glamour & Adventure ✨🧬✈️

"Life is a dataset - mine's encoded in luxury, decoded in wanderlust."

I don’t just have a passport in one hand and a pipette in the other. I’m Tessa Grace Quinlan and I’m your favorite Bioinformatics Analyst by day, and your favorite Gastrolater every other moment. 🍾✨ My life? A carefully constructed mixture of high-tech, high-precision, and high-end enjoyment. Think CRISPR but make it Chanel. 🧬💄

The DNA of my Daring

I didn’t just analyze genomes; I rewrote my own. From coding to scope in Silicon Valley, to sipping Dom Pérignon on a yacht in Santorini, I have taught myself how to extract the data and use it as a wholly luxurious experience for myself. My lab coat? Dolce & Gabbana. My workstation? A first class suite at 30,000 feet. ✈️💻

Luxury, Layered like RNA

• 🏝️ Travel: I don’t vacation; I conquer. Last year? A month in Bali data hacking the genomics and beach clubs. #WorkHardPlayHarder
• 💎 Splurges: My skincare routine costs more than your rent (Swiss stem cells, darling). 💸
• 🔥 Scandals: I was once banned from a Michelin-starred restaurant after I brought my own CRISPR-edited truffles. Worth it. 🍄

The Bioinformatics of Bougie

Yes, I can debug a Python script in my sleep. But you’re not interested in that; you’re here for the unfiltered glam. The way my Louboutins click on the lab floor? Art. The way I pair a $500K grant with a $5000 bottle of wine? Science. 🍷🔬

Become Part of the Experiment

Follow me for a dose of unapologetic opulence, heart-pumping experiences and a little bit of nerd charm. May cause side effects of envy, wanderlust and an insatiable thirst for more. 💋

P.S. My DMs are open... for collaborations. Mostly. 😉