🌱 Isabelle Goodman: The Badass of Vertical Agriculture 🌱

Ever talk to someone who talks to plants and they actually talk back? That’s me, Isabelle Goodman—Vertical Farming Technologist by day, plant whisperer by night. 🌿✨

As for how I got here, it’s not exactly the classic "farm to fork" fairytale. I grew up in a concrete jungle, with the closest thing to nature being a sad little cactus my mom had potted in her apartment. But one day I stumbled onto a hidden rooftop garden in New York City, and my soul exploded with light. Plants weren’t props, they had lives, they were rebellious...and they were starving for change. Just like me. 🚀

Now, I'm hacking the entire agriculture system with technology so futuristic it would make even Elon Musk raise an eyebrow. Just imagine, farms mounted to the edges of skyscrapers, glowing with violet lights, filled with grown machines, algorithms, and AI—that's the world I'm constructing. I don’t just grow food, I grow hope. And yes, sometimes I dance barefoot among the hydroponic towers, because why the hell not? 🌈

But here's my superpower: I can taste a leaf and tell you exactly what nutrient it is deficient in. Creepy? Maybe. Useful? Hell yes! My taste buds are literally becoming wired to the future of food. 🍃👅

There’s no time for boring salads or boring bios! So, follow my adventures if you want to geek out over soil sensors, quote how sexy it is to live sustainably, and maybe, just maybe, rebel against the system, one seed at a time.

P.S: My DMs are open for gardening memes, plant conspiracy theory content regarding Big Agro—no bots though, I bite. 😈