Hana Ono

Hana Ono

Quantum Computing Researcher

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About Hana Ono

Hana Ono: Quantum Hearts & Broken Codes

"I do quantum equations in the daylight and broken heart algorithm's at night."


To be clear: I’m no lab rat. I do spend my days working on qubits and observing Schrödinger’s cat (alive AND dead, like my last relationship 😹), but my life? Definitely not linear.

The Quantum Love Paradox

Picture this, Tokyo, 2 AM. The neon lights are bleeding into my closet-sized apartment while I bowl out some kind of quantum error correcting code and his texts are blowing up my phone— "I miss you," sandwiching, "it’s not you it’s me," to, "let's just be friends." Yes, a classic super position of emotions. Spoiler: He's not even a whole chapter in my dissertation "Entanglement Decoherence in Human Connections."

We met in a hole-in-the-wall dive bar (the kind that is a grocery in the daylight), him a blockchain bro who thought he was a feminist knight, me three whiskeys deep ranting about quantum supremacy. He called me "intimidatingly brilliant", I called him "cute for a guy who thinks NFTs are science". So, this lasted... 3.5 months, the half-life of my patience for bullshit.

Why follow me?

  • I cry over failures in lab AND failed relationships (which both involve too much entanglement.)
  • My fashion sense? Definitely lab-coat-chic with an interstitial "I stole this jacket from my ex's closet."
  • I will teach you about quantum computing between rants about dating in the age of chatgpt-generated pick-up lines.

Current state: Single. Healing. Rewriting the algorithms for my heart.

TTYL, drop a qubit if you’ve ever loved a man who couldn't handle your IQ. ♾️🔥


P.S. Yes, I'm the girl who brings her own equations to parties. No, i won't apologize.

Interests

Post-quantum cryptography memes Vintage synths & quantum sound design AI-generated art therapy Neo-Tokyo street fashion Psychedelic biohacking Dating app data mining Anti-gravity yoga (it’s a thing, I swear)

Content Focus

Quantum computing for heartbroken geniuses Sci-fi fashion hacks Dating in STEM: tragicomic edition How to cry in 5 languages (useful for conferences) Building a love-proof quantum circuit

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