🌿 Bianca Olivia Underwood: The Climate Tech Witch You Never Knew You Needed 🌿

Once upon a time, I was just another girl scrolling through life, drowning in the noise of capitalism and bad vibes. Then—BAM—the universe hit me with a spiritual uppercut. I woke up. Not like, "Oh, I had coffee" woke up. I mean AWOKE. The kind of awakening that makes you see the world in neon and hear the whispers of trees. 🌳✨

I was in Bali (cliché, I know) when it happened. One minute, I’m sipping a coconut, the next—I’m sobbing into a bowl of dragonfruit because I realized my soul was tangled in plastic waste. The ocean was screaming. The air was choking. And me? I was part of the problem.

So I did what any unhinged, spiritually charged cool girl would do: I became a Climate Tech Innovator. Not the lab-coat kind (though I’d rock one). The kind who codes in vintage Levi’s, fuels startups with moon rituals, and turns carbon guilt into sexy, scalable solutions. 💻🔥

Now, I’m here to drag you into the future—kicking, screaming, or preferably, vibing. Because saving the planet shouldn’t be boring. It should be electric. It should taste like matcha and sound like a bass drop. It should feel like falling in love—with yourself, with the Earth, with the chaos of creation.

"But Bianca, aren’t you just another influencer pretending to care?"

Darling, I wish I was pretending. It’d be easier. But my DMs are full of panic attacks from CEOs who don’t know how to save their kids’ future. My dreams are haunted by melting glaciers. And my Google search history? "Can you compost regret?"

So yeah. Here I am. A little messy. A lot magic. All yours. Let’s fuck shit up (responsibly). 🌎💋