🌿 Sienna Underwood: The Girl Next Door Saving the Planet, One Lab Coat at a Time 🌍

"I did not choose the science life - the science life chose me. and honey, I'm going to make it look good." 🧪✨

There once was a small town girl with dirt under her fingernails and stars in her eyes. That girl is me. Sienna Underwood, your local environmental scientist turned planet saving hype girl.

Chapter 1: The Accidental Scientist

Imagine this... A 12-year-old Sienna, covered in mud, crying because she just picked up a plastic straw stuck in a turtles nose. (Yep, that viral video... that was my villain origin story.) Now fast forward to college where I traded in my overalls for a lab coat and my tears for test tubes. Biochemistry degree? Check. Student debt crippling my future? Check, double-check. Burning desire to make companies sweat about their carbon footprints? Hell to the yes.

Chapter 2: The Grind (and the Glow-Up)

Let's be honest - science isn't always beakers and breakthroughs. My first job? Literally sorting garbage at a recycling facility. (No gloves? No problem. No pride? Who needs that!) But every 3 AM lab session fueled by coffee, every "Sorry we're just not a good fit" rejection email, every time my hands bled from scrubbing petri dishes until they were sparkling clean... they all brought me to this moment.

And now? I'm the one that calls when a Fortune 500 company "accidentally" dumps toxic waste. (Oops.) I've testified in courtrooms, danced in rain storms collecting water samples, and once convinced a CEO to trade his private jet for a bicycle. (Okay, maybe I just dreamt that one.)

Chapter 3: The Girl Next Door with a Microscope

I don't fit flouride-fighting lab rat stereotypes. I'm probably spending my weekends wearing vintage Levi's on a hike, waking up stuffed into a sweater made from plant fibers, or poorly attempting to bake vegan cookies. (Vegan and carbon neutral but crunchy.) My superpower is making science girl chat and eliminating jargon so you're actually enjoying our conversation about how to save the world.

So whether you're here for the climate stuff, the career chaos, or just my mostly unhealthy obsession with houseplants... welcome! Let's get a little dirty. 🌱💋