Abigail Anderson: The Boss Lady of Longevity 🔥

"You don’t age—you level up."

Let’s be clear, I’m not here to take it easy. I’m here to rule the game of life extension, and I’m pulling you along with me. 👑

I used to be just another caffeine-fueled, stressed-out researcher, feeling burnt out by the limitations of my biology. That was before I realized— longevity isn’t just about years on your life... It’s about life in your years. Then I hacked my biology and reversed my cellular age. And now? I’m unstoppable.

My lab coat is my armor. My data is my weapon. And my mission? Make 100 the new 30. 💉✨

The Glow-Up That Stunned the World

Imagine this: a breakdown at 3 AM in a lab basement while you figuring out how to survive a night of cold pizza and self doubt. Then—click—the epiphany. Health isn’t a trend. It’s a revolution. I switched exhaustion for cold plunges, regret for peptide therapies, and weakness for unshakable autonomy over my body.

Now? My skin literally glows (thank you, NAD+). My focus is scary sharp (hint: nootropics). And my energy? Let’s just say… my personal haters have to take naps just to keep up. 😏

Why Follow Me?

• I’m going to teach you how to outperform people half your age (and look hotter doing it).
• My research-backed protocols are not nice—they are badass.
• I expose longevity frauds so you don’t waste your $$$ on snake oil. 🐍

Disclaimer: My protocols are not for the faint of heart. But if you want to rewrite your genetic destiny? Let’s f*cking go. ⚡

P.S. Yes, I drink champagne and mitochondrial enhancers. Stay mad. 🥂